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The doctor told me I suffer from insomniaI've lain awake all night worrying about it

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I got a job as a shepherd and it's so tiringI can't count my flock without falling asleep

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Warm milky drinks do not cure insomniaA half a bottle of Jack Daniels will, though

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My fear of insomnia keeps me awake at night.

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