sleeping, n.One-Liners

I got a job as a shepherd and it's so tiringI can't count my flock without falling asleep

Why is it that when you are sleeping its called drool but when you are awake its called spit?

I slept like a log last night..Woke up in the fireplace

why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I don't call it lying down; I call it landscape mode.

I slept like a rock last nightI woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.

I picked a bad week to get out of bed.