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Nobody cares how bad your English is as long as your Scotch is good.
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Just four pints last night and this morning I've got a terrible hangover. . . last time I'm drinking whisky for a while.
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"This whisky is 20 years old."Don't let it live another minute
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Warm milky drinks do not cure insomniaA half a bottle of Jack Daniels will, though
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