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Confucius say ... girl who sit on judge man's lap get honorable discharge
Confucius say ... girl who sit on judge man's lap get honorable discharge
"Order, order in the court!"Thank you, Judge. I'll take a pastrami on rye
The other day I was having a long argument with a man, trying to explain to him that burglary is OKSadly, he disagreed and sentenced me to two years
I didn't help myself in court yesterdayI was facing child porn charges and the judge said, 'How does five to six years sound?" I said, 'Sexy'