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Confucius say ... girl who sit on judge man's lap get honorable discharge

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"Order, order in the court!"Thank you, Judge. I'll take a pastrami on rye

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The other day I was having a long argument with a man, trying to explain to him that burglary is OKSadly, he disagreed and sentenced me to two years

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I didn't help myself in court yesterdayI was facing child porn charges and the judge said, 'How does five to six years sound?" I said, 'Sexy'

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