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is the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.

To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box. Jerry Seinfeld

is in those cases where he knows his client is guilty, by definition an accomplice: One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity.

ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal, knowing him guilty. This view of the attorney's position in the matter has not hitherto commanded the assent of attorneys, no one having offered them a fee for assenting.

is like a wagon-wheel in that both must be well greased.

A lawyer and a wagon-wheel must be well greased. - German proverb

is one who hires out his words and his anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. Horace

is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.

A lawyer is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.

is good who knows what the law is, while the clever one takes the judge to lunch.

A good lawyer knows the law... a clever one takes the judge to lunch. Mark Twain

's power is in the uncertainty of the law.

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. Jeremy Bentham

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