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My wife’s schizophrenia has become very bad lately.Last night she walked in on me having sex with her.

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Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up. . . . If you’re not in prison

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Confucius say ... girl who sit on jockey man's lap get hot tip

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I haven't had sex for about two years, six months, fourteen days, thirteen hours and fifty-six minutesIt doesn't bother me though

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Confucius say ... girl who sit on judge man's lap get honorable discharge

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My wife said she’d kill me if I ever said my ex-girlfriend’s name during sex.I did just that last night, and nothing happened. Not sure if it had anything to do with the fact that I was having sex with my ex-girlfriend at the time

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Confucius say ... man who put cream in tart not always baker

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"I'm going to make love to you all the way into next week". . . I said to my wife, at 11.59 on Sunday night

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Confucius say ... couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week

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Confucius say ... bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush

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Confucius say ... good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl

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My wife said she wanted more excitement in the bedroomSo I bought one of those beds that look like a racing car

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