My wife’s schizophrenia has become very bad lately.Last night she walked in on me having sex with her.
Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up. . . . If you’re not in prison
Confucius say ... girl who sit on jockey man's lap get hot tip
I haven't had sex for about two years, six months, fourteen days, thirteen hours and fifty-six minutesIt doesn't bother me though
Confucius say ... girl who sit on judge man's lap get honorable discharge
My wife said she’d kill me if I ever said my ex-girlfriend’s name during sex.I did just that last night, and nothing happened. Not sure if it had anything to do with the fact that I was having sex with my ex-girlfriend at the time
Confucius say ... man who put cream in tart not always baker
"I'm going to make love to you all the way into next week". . . I said to my wife, at 11.59 on Sunday night
Confucius say ... couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
Confucius say ... bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush
Confucius say ... good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl
My wife said she wanted more excitement in the bedroomSo I bought one of those beds that look like a racing car