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My wife’s leaving me because of my obession with magicI said it seems like she's pretty big into it herself; she can turn anything into an argument
My wife’s leaving me because of my obession with magicI said it seems like she's pretty big into it herself; she can turn anything into an argument
I need a volunteer[man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. Tom, get up Here! [Tom does so] We've never met before, right?