Magic is a misguided, but nevertheless, sincere attempt to understand cause-effect relations.
Magic is a social fact and not composed of mistaken and illogical processes of individual psychology. It is a reflection and expression of society.
Magic is a universal psychophysical mechanism (an extended expression of emotion) used to relieve emotional tension when there is uncertainty in practical activities, some kind of failing, or illness.
I need a volunteer[man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. Tom, get up Here! [Tom does so] We've never met before, right?
My wife’s leaving me because of my obession with magicI said it seems like she's pretty big into it herself; she can turn anything into an argument
What flew in from outer space to perform magic tricks?A flying saurcerer
Magic is a way of satisfying desires (and the anxieties attendant until they are satisfied): What cannot be done in reality (e.g. Making it rain) is obtained by means of the spell (so that it is then believed that it will rain). In this way release of tension or catharsis occurs, and hope is restored.

What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?Hoodini
What do you call a magic dog?A Labracadabrador