magician

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is a man who cannot earn an honest living unless he practices all sorts of tricks on people.

A magician is a man who cannot earn an honest living unless he practices all sorts of tricks on people.

is not one who does magic. Magic is what they can't do.

Magic is not what magicians do, but what they can't do.

is a noble person who, lucky for us, uses their powers not for evil, but for children’s birthday parties.

It is very noble of magicians to not use their powers for evil, and instead use them for children’s birthday parties.

is the least likely of people to believe in magic.

What is a magician but a practicing theorist?