magician, n.All

The therapist told my wife to put some magic in our marriageSo she disappeared

A Magician is merely a practicing theorist.

I need a volunteer[man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. Tom, get up Here! [Tom does so] We've never met before, right?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a shopping mall

A Magician is a noble person who, lucky for us, uses their powers not for evil, but for children’s birthday parties.

The Magician is the least likely of people to believe in magic.

Never hire a magician with a wife with no legs

A Magician is a man who cannot earn an honest living unless he practices all sorts of tricks on people.

The Magician is not one who does magic. Magic is what they can't do.