paranoia, n.One-Liners

I'm getting pissed off with my new psychiatristI'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money

I called the paranoia helpline, but hung up after fifty-nine secondsI'm positive they were trying to trace my call

Friends are telling me I should stop smoking marijuana because I'm getting too paranoid.Well, I mean, they weren't telling me, but I Know they were thinking it.

My wife left me because I’m insecure and overly paranoidOh, Nevermind. seems she was just getting the mail.