penguin, n.All

The Penguin is a fucked up winter goose.

The Penguin is just a chicken fish

The Penguin is a goth seagull.

The Penguin is an animal that mates for life. Given that they all look alike this is not all that surprising. It's not like they're going to meet a better-looking penguin someday.

The Penguin is a fat magpie

The Penguin is just a fish with a beak

The Penguin is just a chicken in a wet suit

The Penguin is just a bird that got put on the do not fly list