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"Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!".(sign at the zoo)
"Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!".(sign at the zoo)
I just saw a sign that made me shit myself"toilet closed"
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
I own a shop selling ‘Closed’ signsWe haven’t had a single customer.
I just got in a car accident while reading a sign telling me to keep my eyes on the road
I read something the other day that made me piss myselfIt was a sign that said ‘Toilets closed’.