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My wife and I just told our son, 'We're going to Disneyland!" He was so excitedI don't know why, we never said he was coming
My wife and I just told our son, 'We're going to Disneyland!" He was so excitedI don't know why, we never said he was coming
Every family should have three children.If one turns out to be a genius, the other two can support him
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
I don't show any favoritism to my childrenI love Tommy and not-Tommy exactly the same
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?