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My wife and I just told our son, 'We're going to Disneyland!" He was so excitedI don't know why, we never said he was coming

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Every family should have three children.If one turns out to be a genius, the other two can support him

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Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

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I don't show any favoritism to my childrenI love Tommy and not-Tommy exactly the same

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Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

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