reckless driving, n.One-Liners

At a four-way stopThe vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first

Don't you hate it when people don't watch where you're going when you're walking and texting

I just got in a car accident while reading a sign telling me to keep my eyes on the road

A: ‘I drive like lightning.’ B: ‘You drive fast?’ A: ‘No, I hit trees.’

I consider the word Dodge on the front of my truck fair warning to jaywalkers.

Confucius say ... man who drive like hell bound to get there fast