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Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek

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My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg

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So weird that I can't seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluentlyEnglish and Klingon

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Blonde Borgs have the same fun

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Wesley: "I can do that!"

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Space puns are the final fun-tier

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The Borg assimilated my species, and all I got was this lousy ocular implant

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To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs

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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

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The Sisko is my Co-pilot!

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