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I don't want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me
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The wife just asked, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bathroom floor?"I went with, "It's a dead Jedi."
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My wife left me over my Star Wars obsessionI tried to tell her she's the Obi-Wan for me
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My wife left me because of my obsession with Star WarsDivorce is strong with this one.
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My wife left me because of my endless Star Wars punsDivorce is strong with this one
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