An Attic is a place where you keep something for ten years and then throw it away just two weeks before you need it.

An Attic is where you store all the junk you'd throw away if you didn't have one.

A Bar is a place that serves depressants but promote a loud and active atmosphere -- coffee shops, by contrast serve stimulants and have a chill atmosphere with soft music.

A Bar is a place where one drink calls for another to keep it company.

A Bar is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

A Bar is nothing but a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

The Bathroom is the kitchen of beauty. Every woman, every day, cooks up her charms, which she must serve in the evening to staring admiration.

A Bathroom is a room full of machines that dispense water in different ways

Bathroom is where your child doesn't need to go until you're backing your car out of the driveway.

The Bathroom is a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.