Accident is a nonsense term — in a world without purposes the word 'accident' carries no meaning.

The Accident is always better when it happens to others — each one that happens to others is one you avoided.

The Accident mostly happens accidentally.

Accident is a condition where presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Contract is an agreement made up of big words and little type.

A Contract is a deceptive document — The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

A Contract is worthless if not written — a verbal contract is not worth the paper it's printed on.

A Contract is a document written by lawyers for lawyers in order to make people immediately realise that they cannot do without lawyers.

The Court is the arena of law, not justice.

Court is a place where a man is assumed guilty until he is proven influential.

Court is a place where the ending is written first and all that precedes is simply vaudeville.

Court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than ever.

Divorce is a legal separation of two persons of the opposite sex who desire to respect and honor each other.

Divorce is different from legal separation in this: a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Divorce is natural — as Shaspeare put it, "Doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age".

Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.