The Apple is the fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste Brought death into the world, and all our woe.

An Apple is more effective at waking you up in the morning than coffee

An Apple is a fruit whose duty it is to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption.

The Apple is objectively tastier when you cut it into slices.

A Boat is an item that brings only two moments of happiness: on the day you buy it and on the day you sell it.

A Boat is a huge burden to own and maintain — the two happiest days in a boat owner's life is the day he gets the boat and the day he sells it.

The Boat is symbolically the cradle rediscovered (and the mother’s womb).

A Boat is a hole in the water into which one throws money.

Cheese is good in moderation — cheese is healthy when given with a sparing hand.

Cheese is gold in the morning, silver at mid-day, and lead at night.

Cheese is healthy when given with a sparing hand.

Cheese is best when local — The nearer the cow, the better the cheese.