An Attic is a place where you keep something for ten years and then throw it away just two weeks before you need it.

An Attic is where you store all the junk you'd throw away if you didn't have one.

A Blanket is not something that keeps you warm, rather you keep the blanket warm.

Blanket is just really really loose clothes

A Blanket is not actually able to warm you up. It just slows the cooling down of your body.

The Blanket you keep warm, not it you.

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Bread is just straight people cake -

Bread is sandwich clothes.

Bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.