amish, n.All

The Amish is a wonderful example of how you can be a religious fanatic and not be a menace.

The Amish is a Thomas Edison hate group

Amish men shave their mustaches as a protest against violence. When mustaches became prevalent in the German military, the Amish began shaving their mustaches as a physical representation of their opposition.

The Amish is able to build houses so fast because they don't have to install plumbing or electricity.

An Amish is just a next-level hipster.

Amish men are actually clean shaven prior to getting married but are required to grow their beards after marriage.

An Amish is a hardcore hipster

An Amish is just an acoustic human being

An Amish is a Dutch caveman.

An Amish is just a just proto-hipster