The Cadbury Creme Egg is a cherry cordial, hold the cherry.
The Cadbury Creme Egg is a diabetes dirty bomb.
The Cadbury Creme Egg is a oozing rabbit placenta.
The Cadbury Creme Egg is a soft-boiled chocolate egg.
The Cadbury Creme Egg is a gooey chocolate-covered avian abortion.
The Cadbury Creme Egg is a candy chicken fetus.
A Cadbury Creme Egg is the taste of mermaid placenta covered in candle wax.
A Cadbury Creme Egg is just a candy chicken menstrual cycle.