canada, n.All

Canada is a group of people who started a country and no one showed up.

Canada is useful only to provide women with furs.

Canada is America with no Disneyland.

Canada has more doughnut shops per capita than any other country

Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women.

Canada has more lakes than any other country

Canada is a country where people only have sex doggy style... that way you can both see the hockey game.

Canada is home to the longest coastline of any country in the world

Canada is the vichyssoise of nations... it's cold, half French, and difficult to stir.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. Like, 'Keep it down, eh'.

Call me a racist if you want but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption, and stupidityI just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada

Detroit is so situated that you can walk south and end up in Canada

Canada is so far away it hardly exist.