hockey, n.All

Hockey referees used a cowbell before whistles were introduced

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a female hippie?The hockey player takes a shower after three periods

Frozen hockey pucks are used by the NHL for all its games so the pucks aren’t too bouncy

The Gretzky brothers hold the NHL record for most combined points by two brothers (2,857 for Wayne and 4 for Brent)

Hockey is a game where the players can walk on water.

Hockey is like watching rugby on ice

Hockey is a sport recommended by four out of five dentists.

Hockey is like aggressive golf

Hockey is really just a cross between boxing and the Ice Capades

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.

Hockey is figure skating but with sticks, pads, a puck, nets, and fighting.

Hockey is like soccer, with better weapons.