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Why do Jewish men have to be circumsized?Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off.

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Circumcision is a rite that creates a form of manhood that is modeled after, and yet in opposition to, uterine fertility, parturition, menstruation, and motherhood.

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Circumcision is both phallic and feminizing. It is a form of circumcised masculinity which often circumscribes males within a maternal or uterine yearning.

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Circumcision is a matter of the heart, spiritual and not literal. The rite of circumcision in jewish practice is the index and symptom of a literalism that stands in the way of spiritual truth.

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Circumcision is a rite which, because of the financial burden of sponsoring a ceremony, actually exacerbates father-son tensions.

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Circumcision is carving unity into duality. As such it mirrors the psychosocial movement of boys from the youthful mother-child dyad to the adult pairings of father-son, man-ancestor, and husband-wife.

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Did you hear about the blind Rabbi who messed up the circumcision?He got the sack

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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip

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Circumcision is a dialogical rite that both sustains and subverts its own intended symbolism in that the rite frequently flirts with castration, both in terminology and gesture.

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?A rip-off

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Circumcision is, for the Madagascans, a rite which shifts boys from mothers to men by sustaining an ideology that women, sex, birth, and nature can be violently conquered by men.

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How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the jaw

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How does a Jewish doctor get paid for delivering babies?He just keeps the tips

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