bar mitzvah, n.All

A Jewish guy walks into a bar......mitzvah.

Why'd the male Jewish dog feel the need to study up on his Hebrew?He was about to celebrate his bark mitzvah

A Bar mitzvah is a quinceañera only with more kvetching

A Bar mitzvah is Torah The Musical.

A Bar mitzvah is a 13 year old wedding...to themself.

A Bar mitzvah is a ceremony that marks the end of having to do Jewish stuff

A Bar mitzvah is cultural karaoke.

A Bar mitzvah is Jewish GoFundMe for teens