MRI, n.All

MRI used to be called NMRI (nuclear magnetic resonance imaging), but 'nuclear' was dropped due to negative associations

An MRI is a fancy echo locating device for the atoms of your body

An MRI is a bad beatboxer that can see your guts

An MRI is a bunch of strong magnets yelling at your bones.

Why can’t dogs get MRIs?Because only CAT scan

An MRI is a crappy rave.

An MRI is 20 minutes of bad dubstep

An MRI is a fax machine for the human body.

MRI is doctor-speak for very expensive nap.

An MRI is a microwave coffin