Tinder is the Clearance aisle of E-harmony.
Tinder is GrubHub for dicks.
Tinder is boy shopping
Tinder is a free version of postmates or taskrabbit if you try hard enough
Tinder is McDonalds for sex
Tinder is uber eats but free if you know how to finesse
Tinder is postmates for people
Tinder is microdosing match. com
