being single, n.All

How do you know if you're an ugly girl?If you know what the drinks cost at a bar.

Being single is not so bad — you are always there when you need you.

Being single is lonely. It's a lonely washing that hasn't a man's shirt in it

Being single is unadvisable for a woman. There is simply no dignified way for a woman to live alone.

Being single is unadvisable for a woman.. Without a man she is like a wild rose which blooms fast and falls apart with the wind.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?At the circus, the clowns don't talk

What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?You should have put a ring on it.

Being single is unadvisable for a woman. Without a man she is like a garden without a fence.

Being single is nice because I’m always there when I need me.