A Triscuit is a salted swatch of picnic basket.
The Triscuit is an unfrosted mini wheat.
The Triscuit is a 'biscuit' with one extra 'scuit'.
The Triscuit is a wicker cracker
The Triscuit is a slice off the end of a miniature bale of salted hay
A Triscuit is compressed straw with a dash of boredom.
A Triscuit is scarecrow guts.
A Triscuit is a straw yamulka