oyster cracker, n.All

The Oyster cracker is puffy saltines

The Oyster cracker is a freshmen at Pepperidge Farm U

The Oyster cracker is a soup crouton

The Oyster cracker is saltine goldfish

The Oyster cracker is carb soup sprinkles

The Oyster cracker is Goldfish without the dye, the industrial additives, and the PR firm.

The Oyster cracker is saltines in a different font