winter olympics, n.All

The Winter Olympics is a celebration of amateur athletes, frostbite and unpronounceable Russian surnames.

The Winter Olympics is just a bunch of sliding

The Winter Olympics is just a bunch of middle class white teenagers who moved to Whistler at 12 because their dad worked for Microsoft

The Winter Olympics is just an excuse for white people to feel relevant in sports

The Winter Olympics is 40 kinds of sliding.

The Winter Olympics is essentially a celebration of gravity.