airplane food, n.All

Airplane food isn't very tasty because our sense of smell and taste decrease by 20 to 50 percent during flights.

Pilots and their co-pilots are required to eat different meals before flights so they don't both become sick if the food is off.

Airline water is so bad it is recommended you not wash your hands after using the bathroom but to use sanitizer instead. Also skip that tea or coffee and get a bottled drink.

Airplane food is bland in part because, due to dryness and low pressure, we lose up to 30 percent of our taste buds during flight

Pilots and copilots are not supposed to eat the same meal in order to avoid food poisoning.

Airplane food is like the 5-Star restaurant meal of TV dinners.

Airplane food is awful — an airplane is always a great place to diet.

Airplane food is gastronomic murder.