pilot, n.All

56% of pilots fall asleep while flying, and 29% wake up to find the co-pilot also asleep.

Pilot is a hard way to earn an easy living.

Pilots on international flights always identify themselves in English regardless of their country of origin

Pilots and their co-pilots are required to eat different meals before flights so they don't both become sick if the food is off.

A Pilot is a cool bus driver, but a lame astronaut.

Pilots are not allowed to grow beards.

A Pilot is always a discoverer. There are no signposts in the sky to show a man has passed that way before. There are no channels marked. The flier breaks each second into new uncharted seas.