annoyance, n.All

What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster!

Why was the big violin annoyed with the little violin?Because it was always fiddle-ing around

Why are skeletons so calm?Nothing gets under their skin

Annoyance is man’s leaven; the element of movement, without which we would grow mouldy.

Annoyance is a measure of one's character. One is no bigger than the things that annoy one.