bagpipes

military

trivia

alarm clock

waking up

queen of enland

one-liner

nonsense question

tuning

parenting

Scotland

Corona Virus

breathalizer

is an instrument inspired when its inventor saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. Alfred Hitchcock

is different from terrorists in this: terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a bagpiper and a terrorist' - Terrorists have sympathizers.

is an instrument that sounds exactly the same when you have finished learning it as when you start.

The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start.

is different from the onion in that nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion' Nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

is an awful instrument --- The best that can be said for it is that it doesn't smell, too.

The best that can be said for bagpipes is that they don't smell, too.

is an instrument whose inventor was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant asthmatic pig under his arm.

The inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant asthmatic pig under his arm.

is an instrument which distance lends enchantment to.

I find that distance lends enchantment to bagpipes.

is a curious instrument. How does one know when it's time to tune them?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

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