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Confucius say ... man who put cream in tart not always baker
Confucius say ... man who put cream in tart not always baker
Why was the baker upsetHis plan were always going a rye
A baker's dozen is 13 because of the "assisa panis" law enacted in 1266 by Henry III, which established harsh fines for bakers who sold underweight bread. They threw in one extra just to be safe.
Why do bakers make the best lovers?They cater to your every knead