boating

is a hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money

Allan D. Fisher. AMERICAN HUMORS BEST ONE AND TWO LINERS

is paradise --- land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.

No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. . .. Aman in ajail has more room, better food and commonly better company.

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boating