kayak, n.All

A Kayak is a hard-case water body bag

A Kayak is a big, bright shark lure.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire. It quickly sankMoral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too

A Kayak is a canoe for the friendless.

A Kayak is a water-bike

What boats talk too much?Kay-yaks

A Kayak is a giant water kazoo

Kayak is both a standard palindrome and literally a palindrome: you can paddle it forwards or backwards

A Kayak is a pretentious canoe