yacht, n.All

A Yacht is the stretch limo of the seas.

A Yacht is so expensive that if you have to ask how much it costs to maintain, then you can't afford it.

A Yacht is a yuppie version of a camper

A Yacht is a floating manacle.

A Yacht is a sea mansion.

A Yacht is boat with an attitude.

A Yacht is a wet motor home for the rich.

A Yacht is a floating debt

Why should you never buy a yacht at full price?Because you'll probably want one that's on sail