cactus, n.All

Without bats there would be no tequila. It’s made from agave plant which is pollinated by bats

A Cactus is nothing but a heavily armed cucumber.

Mississippi is home to the world's only cactus plantation

How do succulents confess their feelings?“Aloe you vera much!”

The Cactus is the most antisocial plant - they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, “Don’t fucking come near me”.

A Cactus is a punk cucumber

Cactuses are protected in Arizona. Cutting one down can result in 25 years in jail.

A Cactus is a terribly sad existence: they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.

A Cactus is a plant with barbed wire.

Cactuses are diverse --- There are over 2,000 different species