cactus

confession

A cactus is nothing but a heavily armed cucumber.

is the most antisocial plant - they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, “Don’t fucking come near me”.

Cactus are the most antisocial plant, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, “Don’t f**king come near me”.

is a terribly sad existence: they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.