tequila, n.All

Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes just about everything

Tequila is like a genie who always grants the same wish: awkward conversations the next day.

I've learned to take life with a grain of salt . . .plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

Tequila is like that abusive relationship you always go back to.

Without bats there would be no tequila. It’s made from agave plant which is pollinated by bats

No story that begins with 'He had never drunk tequila before" ever has a happy ending.

Tequila is like saying I want where I wake up to be a surprise

Tequila is like duct tape for a broken heart.

Tequila is like hitting the snooze button on reality.

Tequila is like roofying yourself

Tequila is like pouring Mexico right into your body. - Theo Von