canadian, n.All

A Canadian is a disarmed American with healthcare

Canadians are so apt to say sorry that a law was passed in 2009 stating that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.

The Canadian is one who uses English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

The Canadian is just an unarmed American with health insurance.

A Canadian is a man who leaves culture to his wife.

The Canadian is more polite when being rude than Americans are when being friendly.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?Please get out of the pool

The Canadian is generally indistinguishable from the American and the surest way of telling the two apart is to make this observation to a Canadian.

A Canadian is a Mexican wearing a sweater

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.