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What kind of candy is never on time?ChocoLATE
What kind of candy is never on time?ChocoLATE
Sour Patch Kids were originally called Mars Men, but the name changed in 1985 to capitalize on the popularity of Cabbage Patch Kids.
How do you sneak candy into the movie theater?it's not hard if you have a few Twix up your sleeve
Milk Duds were intended to be candy spheres but the machines produced less-than-round candies which the workers called "duds".
What candy do you find in swamps?Marsh-mallows
What candy shrinks when you put it in the dryer?Cotton candy
What is an alien's favorite candy?A Mars Bar