masturbation, n.All

Masturbation is a very fine thing. The best part of it is that you don't have to dress up for it.

Masturbation is no shame at all. The only shame in it is the shame of not doing it well.

Masturbation is amazingly available.

Masturbation is a very good thing. The best thing about it is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

Masturbation's advantage over intercourse is that it's less competitive.

When I masturbate in front of a mirror, I always wear a wig and lipstick . .ya know, so it doesn't get weird

Masturbation is sex with someone we love.

Masturbation is an activity that a woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for.

Masturbation is God's way. If He didn't want us to masturbate, he would have given us short arms.