Melt

chocolate

dad joke

candy

alien

choking

teacher

chalk

being late

time

mathematics

diabetes

one-liner

blue jeans

Guatemala

trivia

denim

vanilla

sugar

chili

pepper

almond

craving

cravings

Hawaii

state (U.S. states)

Kool-Aid

depression

cake

allergy

gaining weight

oxymoron

dog owner

poison

soap

science

grammar

punctuation

assassination

nazism | national socialism

Winston Churchill

penis

Santa Claus

recipe

chocolate chip

excess

overeating

sale

Valentine's Day

eating healthy

wine

hazelnut

1980s

truffle

fungus

dieting

Snickers

is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

is luscious ripples of fat extracted from a Latin American bean and soon added to our waistlines.

Luscious ripples of fat extracted from a Latin American bean and soon added to our waistlines.

is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.

Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.

is what, according to research, is liked by fourteen out of every ten individuals.

is beloved by women. There are only two kinds of women in this world - those who love chocolate, and complete bitches.

There are only two kinds of women in this world - those who love chocolate, and complete bitches.

is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.

is not a substitute for love; rather, love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

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