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Why did the guy not like to use tissues when sneezing?He liked to take matter in own hands

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self-reliance meme
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Self-reliance is as important as it is convenient. If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one on the end of your arm.

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If you need a helping hand, just look at the end of your arm

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a daySet a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

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Self-reliance is, collectively, a way of making the world a better place. If everyone swept the dirt from his own door the town would be clean.

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The old quip 'if you want something done right, do it yourself" didn't pan out too well with my last surgery

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Soldier termites have such enlarged jaws that they cannot feed themselves. The soldiers are fed by the worker termites whom they defend from ant attacks.

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What did the elves say when the reindeer refused to help make the Christmas goodies?“We’ll do it ours-elves”.

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