There are only two types of criminalsthose who get caught and the rest of us
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway . . .Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals
The Criminal is merely a strong human being under unfavorable circumstances: A strong human being made sick.


The Criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Russian criminals used to get tattoos bearing the images of Lenin and Stalin because it was a commonly held belief that Communist firing squads were not permitted to shoot at an image of their leaders.
The Criminal is a popular figure because he unburdens the consciences of his fellow man, for now they know once more where evil is to be found.
Confucius say ... real arch criminal is man who rob shoe store